Not-So-Happily Ever After

A good friend of mine is getting divorced. I've been hearing for the past few months that he thinks his wife was trying to pick fights. It turns out that he's right.

I asked him, "have you ever just come out and asked if she wants a divorce? Maybe it's just that no one has asked her." So he did. And she does. So they will. The locks will be changed tonight, the papers filed in the morning, and that's all she wrote. I think she just wanted a dignified out, where she could tell people that it was her choice to dump him. She's that immature.

I've told him that next time we do this, he's going to choose a grownup to marry. Maybe he'll listen.