Telecommunications

The phone system at work is out to get me. At home (and everywhere else on the planet) the button you push to store a voicemail is 9 (7 to erase). At work, just to keep me on my toes and give me incentive to listen the first time, 9 erases - irretrievably - everything that I thought was important enough to keep. Since 7 saves it all, my voicemail is full of the stuff that I don't need. Nice.

To add insult to injury, my phone has quit using proper grammar. Instead of displaying the message "You Have X New Messages, " it has taken to informing me "You is Message." As long as it doesn't tell me I is messy, I think I'm okay.