Legal Genius
The managing partner of my firm has a toy that is making me positively green with envy. Yup, he has his very own Ball O' Justice sitting right there on his desk!
What, pray tell, is a B.O'J. I hear you ask? Why it's your very own no-assembly-required, batteries-totally-unnecessary tool to master the legal system!
(Okay, so maybe it's more like a magic 8 ball)
I asked a question yesterday, only to be told that the evidence was inconclusive. Apparently yesterday was a bad day for me to argue a summary judgment motion. Today, however, it told me that it bills by the quarter hour - reminding me that I do too and so I had probably better get back to work. Maybe that's why it sits on the managing partner's desk.
What, pray tell, is a B.O'J. I hear you ask? Why it's your very own no-assembly-required, batteries-totally-unnecessary tool to master the legal system!
(Okay, so maybe it's more like a magic 8 ball)
I asked a question yesterday, only to be told that the evidence was inconclusive. Apparently yesterday was a bad day for me to argue a summary judgment motion. Today, however, it told me that it bills by the quarter hour - reminding me that I do too and so I had probably better get back to work. Maybe that's why it sits on the managing partner's desk.
posted by Lisa at 4:59 PM
1 Comments:
You know, if you wanted to make a small fortune, we could probably come up with a "Ball of Blogging"...
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