Thursday, October 20, 2005

Is it 2008 Yet?

Sorry for the unoriginal post, but much to my delight, this was in my email this morning:

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I have told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

3 Comments:

Blogger Tom said...

That was great! Thanks for sharing!

Just cruisin blogs and ran into yours!

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fabulous!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Tom Hilton said...

Great joke! I am so going to be that old man.

(Happened by via Blogger random referral.)

6:47 PM  

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